She has a smile for everyone/ Makes casual employment look like fun/ even when the days are long
With her cute bandanna on/ she’s blending fruit and veggies by the tonne/ and I know that she’s the one
It’s like she’s on anti-depressants she’s so so positive and cute/
It could be the anti-depressants, but it’s probably the fruit/
It’s not like I’m some psycho loser/ it’s not like I’d sexually abuse her/
I just wanna abduct the bitch then chop her up and juice her
But it’s unacceptable, it’s rude/ making a woman liquid food
I’d have to strain the chunks through a piece of mesh/ it kinda looks like beetroot but tastes like flesh
It’s a crazy, mixed up world/ and I just wanna juice the juice bar girl
As she goes about her day/ I watch her and my thoughts begin to stray
I wonder how she’s look pureed?
“who’s next?” she loudly shouts/ it’s me, but when I open up my mouth
None of the words come out
She’s not like my previous girlfriend who’s a filthy cheating whore/
My juice bar girl is so pure/ I want to suck her through a straw
I’m not that good looking or groovy/ but I want to take her out to a movie
Not as she is, but in a big, foam cup as a soya milk-based smoothie
But it’s inappropriate, it’s taboo/ what’s a fucked up pervert supposed to do?
It’s reprehensible it’s “no-go”/ it’s probably illegal for all I know
It’s a crazy, mixed up world/ and I just wanna juice the juice bar girl
My friends say I’ve got great taste in women
But there must be more to love than this
Cos women don’t last long when I am with them
And I lose more and more of them, every time I piss…
She just looks so ripe and so tender/ and I don’t really want to offend her
There must be a nice way to take her home and stick her in my blender
But she wouldn’t like it one little bit/ she’s probably not into that sort of shit
It’s kind of awful it’s kind of wrong/ and she wouldn’t keep in the fridge too long
It’s reprehensible it’s not nice/ this morbid combination of chicks and ice
It’s simply terrible it’s just sick/ I mean she’s not a beverage, she’s a chick
It’s a crazy mixed up world/ and I just wanna juice the juice bar girl.
